Max, a black-and-tan dapple miniature dachshund, curled up on a mustard-yellow couch

Lead product tester

Meet Max

Max is a miniature dachshund — black-and-tan dapple finish, factory-standard stubborn streak, twelve-and-change pounds of strong opinions. Born in the winter of 2025, he came home in late January 2026 and completed his takeover of the household within the week. He was bred, generations back, to follow badgers into tunnels; in the absence of badgers, he applies the same professional intensity to squirrels, blanket burrowing, and quality control of everything that enters this house.

Breed

Mini dachshund

Coat

Black & tan dapple

Height

Very little

Specialty

Burrow testing

Nemesis

Squirrels (all)

Currency

Freeze-dried liver

How Max tests

Testing at this house is not a photoshoot. A bed gets months of 14-hour shifts, seasonal shedding, and at least one muddy-paw incident before we write about it. A harness gets real walks with real squirrel lunges. Toys are evaluated for bounce, chewability, and — Max's specialty metric — burrow-worthiness. When a product survives long enough to earn an opinion, it shows up here with the 🐾 Max Tested chip and a "Max's Field Notes" section describing what actually happened.

Everything else on the site is researched the boring, human way — spec sheets, size charts, materials documentation, and thousands of aggregated owner reviews — and never pretends otherwise. The rubric lives on the How We Review page.

Being a dachshund is also why this site has a personality about long-backed dogs: harnesses over collars, steps instead of couch launches, and a whole guide on the long-backed dog home setup. It's the stuff we wish someone had handed us on day one.

🐾 Currently Max tested

Best for Puppies🐾 Max Tested
KONG Puppy Toy (Small)

KONG Puppy Toy (Small)

The Classic KONG's softer sibling — teething-grade rubber in the same stuff-and-freeze shape that starts the enrichment habit early.

8.9
/ 10

Pros

  • +Teething-formulated soft rubber is gentle on baby teeth and sore gums
  • +Same stuffable, freezable design as the Classic — frozen stuffing soothes teething better than anything dry
  • +Erratic bounce makes it a solo-play toy even when empty (for dogs that go for that)

Cons

  • Deliberately soft — a precocious power chewer can gouge chunks; inspect and retire as needed
  • It's a stage toy: plan on replacing it with the Classic once adult teeth are in
Best Value🐾 Max Tested
Pupford Freeze-Dried Beef Liver Training Treats (4 oz)

Pupford Freeze-Dried Beef Liver Training Treats (4 oz)

Freeze-dried beef liver bites — 475+ per bag, tiny and potent — the jackpot-tier reward that turns recall training from theoretical to instant.

8.9
/ 10

Pros

  • +Freeze-dried beef liver with a label short enough to read at a glance — no fillers, grains, or preservatives
  • +475+ bites per 4 oz bag — pre-sized for training, no hand-breaking required
  • +Tiny and low-calorie per bite, so jackpot-tier flavor fits a small dog's daily budget

Cons

  • Liver is rich — overdo it and you'll learn about it via loose stool; ramp up gradually
  • Freeze-dried bites are crumbly; expect powder in the pouch and in your treat bag
Budget Pick🐾 Max Tested
Bedsure Calming Donut Dog Bed (23" Small, Camel)

Bedsure Calming Donut Dog Bed (23" Small, Camel)

The budget calming donut that does 90% of what the famous one does — raised rim, plush faux fur, machine washable — for noticeably less money.

8.7
/ 10

Pros

  • +Classic calming-donut design — raised rim to lean into, plush center to burrow against
  • +Costs noticeably less than the name-brand equivalent with comparable build quality
  • +The whole 23" bed is machine washable and dryer safe on gentle settings

Cons

  • Polyfill construction flattens over time under nightly use — fluff it like a pillow to revive the loft
  • Self-warming plush runs warm; hot-natured dogs may sleep beside it in summer
Premium Pick🐾 Max Tested

Best Bully Sticks 6-Inch All-Natural Bully Sticks

Single-ingredient beef chews that buy 20+ minutes of blissed-out silence — the gold standard of edible chews, priced accordingly.

8.7
/ 10

Pros

  • +Single ingredient: beef pizzle, slow-roasted — no rawhide, no additives, nothing else on the label
  • +Fully digestible, unlike rawhide, which is the chew category these should replace outright
  • +20–40 minutes of engaged chewing for a small dog — genuine occupier-grade entertainment

Cons

  • Calorie-dense — a 6-inch stick can approach 90–100 calories, a quarter of a small dog's day, so these are occasional treats
  • Around $3 per stick makes a daily habit expensive fast
🐾 Max Tested

rabbitgoo Step-in Soft Mesh Dog Harness (S)

A step-in mesh vest that dogs walk into — no over-the-head wrestling — with dual buckles, reflective trim, and a price that makes it easy to own two.

8.6
/ 10

Pros

  • +Step-in design: no pulling anything over the head — the fix for dressing-averse dogs
  • +Two-buckle back closure goes on and off in seconds
  • +Soft padded air mesh spreads pressure across the chest and stays cool in warm weather

Cons

  • Back clip only — no front ring, so it offers no mechanical help with a dedicated puller
  • Less adjustment range than strap-based harnesses; between-sizes dogs are a gamble, so measure carefully
🐾 Max Tested
Mighty Paw Yak Cheese Chews (Medium, 4 Pack)

Mighty Paw Yak Cheese Chews (Medium, 4 Pack)

Himalayan-style hardened yak cheese — a weeks-long chew project that's odorless indoors, with a microwave party trick that eliminates the nub problem.

8.5
/ 10

Pros

  • +Lasts far longer than bully sticks for slow, methodical chewers — days to weeks per chew
  • +Essentially odorless — the rare edible chew with living-room privileges
  • +Simple milk-based ingredient list (yak/cow milk, salt, lime juice)

Cons

  • Genuinely hard — vet dentists urge caution with any very hard chew; skip it for known slab-fracture risks and puppies still in baby teeth
  • Calorie-dense for the total chew, though it's spread across many sessions